@s-w-a-gandwhitelies @katelikesthrust figured you might enjoy this idk cause i wrote you'd like it first so it might get angry/ranty but not sureeee
first of all Crys is very offensive sometimes, so deal with it tippieladies. Idk why I'm doing this but I actually follow a lot of tip accounts cause sometimes they actually have good tips, but lately some things have been bugging me. Some tip accounts follow me so maybe they'll see this.
hmmm let me write like I'm a tip girl for this...
Heyyyy guys~! How's life? I'm Crys and I'm SUUUPER excited to talk to you today!♥♥♥
So basically today we're just like gonna go over some stuff that you could do to improve your tips so let's get started girlies!♥♥♥
//O1;; Heyy so like, the first thing I suggest you do, is I'm kind of bored of reading tips that look like they're writted by dumdums, haha, right?! Isn't it so annoying when people talk like this? Like, I just imagine a super girly preppy voice in my head that's like "GO TEAM GO GO TEAM" and it really..(normalcrysvoice) bugs the sh!t out of me OK, you need an array of tippers, you need some sarcastic b!tches for us girls who like dry humor and you need to have a variety. I have suggested this to numerous accounts, to have different types of girls. Because basically on every account I can't tell if it was written by a different person. You ALL want to have the same style of super happy preppy girly girl. I suggested having (for example) one nerd, one scene/emo/hardcore, some girlies, some shybutnotneccesarilynerdies, stuff like that VARIETY.
//O2;; so like... do you girlies ever read through a tip and you're like "O-M-JESUS TO MANY SYMBOLSS"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ heart heart hearttttttt
//O3;; Like, I basically think every girlie needs to have a bright fluffy pink thesaurus, it's a must have. Something you learn in remedial english (omg my teacher is so hawttt) is that you're not really supposed to use the same words a ton in sentences. Linking type words are like, yknow, ok. But I shouldn't have to read OMGEEZ ok so this curling iron is so great.......blahblha.......great...great.....great USE SOME FREAKING SYNONYMS IDIOT
//O3;; So like, yknow how half the stuff you do is like this cute preppy pink makeup girlies?Yeah, no one ever listened to my tomboy requests. Not every girl loves that sh!t
//O4;; like, just like, yknow, like don't name your set where to get fandom stuff if you only like include yknow justin beibbss (belieeba forevvsss) or 1D [crys speaking: if there's only 1D between 5 guys i think there's a problem... there should be 5Ds, ok, I want the D, just not 1/5 of one]
//O5;; Like, you know how I said my teach was hawtttt? yeah he is, but not every girl wants a guy, some of us want to be independant and date ally ok (@s-w-a-gandwhitelies you and me forevverr) so maybe have some on how to reject your guy friend without him turning into a stalker cause that would've helped me!
O6 Like, be original. nuff said, tired of seeing 10 'no heat curls' sets on my homepage, they're literally all the same info wise
O7 I may not be girlie but i like nails, show me more nail stuff that's cool not just "oh paint this color"
O8 girlie just sounds dumb... hey girlies! or hey girlygirls~! stupid but it offends me for some reason. idk i'm weird
O9 not sure but i feel like i should have more to say
1O sorry this was kind of meanish... think of it like a roast!
JUST BECAUSE I TAGGED YOU DOES NOT MEAN THIS IS PERSONALLY FOR YOU. I JUST TYPED @TIP AND CLICKED ON THE ONES THAT POPPED UP WHEN I DID. SO EITHER LIKE I'M FOLLOWING YOU OR YOU'RE FOLLOWING ME OR SOMETHING
BTW THIS GOES FOR THE THESAURUS/ENGLISH THING KINDA, LEARN THE ITS IT'S, YOUR YOU'RE, TO TWO TOO THINGS IT IRKS ME.